I make and sell all kinds of weapons and armor. Wholesale prices! Bargains that can't be beat.

And now I sing my country's national anthem:

Ohhhhh!
The shoelaces in my country are better than the shoelaces in your country.
The cactus in my country beat up the cactus in your country.
The tables in my country are bigger than the tables in your country.
Haw! Haw! Haw!
THIS is how you play Twister in MY home country!



In my country, profile edits YOU!